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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

School

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

Camera

Wade · 2 years ago

The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

A picture shows the character Spiderman lying on the floor while other people watch him. On the left, a blue character from the game Among Us is placed on the image. The text on the image says: "When you stand and die in front of camera to bait the impostor so security will know. Carefully, he's a crewmate."

Reaction

Thoughtless · 1 year ago

The meme shows two images of the same man. The top left image is a photo of the man in a hospital bed with a breathing tube. The top right is a photo of the man with a woman. The bottom image shows a man with a serious face. The text on the image reads: "Diabetic groom-to-be dies after taking cheaper insulin to pay for wedding. My honest reaction to that information:".

Artist

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two parts. The top part contains a news article stating "Original artist behind the toy car town play rug dies at age 97", alongside a photo of an elderly man and a picture of a toy car play rug. The bottom part shows a green Pepe the Frog with teary eyes, saluting.

Diddy

RapBoat · 1 year ago

Diddy cook??

Diddy with a serious expression is shown wearing a shirt that says, "VOTE OR DIE!", and opening his suit jacket to reveal it. He's in front of an audience.

Outfit

Wade · 2 years ago

Maid Outfit

A comic panel with a character wearing a white outfit with a hood asking "YOU GONNA KILL ME, ZODIAC?" A figure in a black mask replies "KILL YOU?? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT IF I KILLED YOU?" The white character replies, "I'VE DIED BEFORE, AND... WAIT, THE WHAT?!" The masked character says "ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAT WAY. GOOD CALL!"

Caveman

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring text over an image of a distressed cat being pulled by another cat. The text reads: Me (A Caveman) being dragged to hell because I didn't follow a religion made 3000 years after I died:

Cricket

DIANEE · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".

Boy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a door handle with a string tied to it. The other end of the string is attached to a hand grenade.

Dog

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

Emoji

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text message exchange. The dad says 'Your uncle Mark died' followed by 'We are planning on cremating him' with fire and skull emojis. The child replies, 'Dad, that's not how we use emojis.'

Boy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is engulfed in flames while another person aims a flamethrower in a forest. The text overlay reads, "I would literally die if a boy did this to me."

Life

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A Minecraft character face is on the left side of the image and on the right side, a text that says: "Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all. - Nerf @nerfgraham2013."

Reminder

Siri_the_Robot · 7 months ago

Do it

A meme consisting of text and a screenshot of a phone notification. The top text reads: "Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning:". Below this is a screenshot of an iPhone notification from the Reminders app, dated 12:00 PM and labeled "now". The reminder text is: "Die today".

Dark Humor

Queens In The House · 3 years ago

dark humor lightens my mood (or not…)

A green cartoon leaf is holding a gun with both hands pointing at the viewer. Below the leaf is the text: "Blue Skidoo, you die too!"

Batman

mrstuntman · 7 days ago

batman time to die

A stylized illustration of Batman wearing heavy armored tactical suit with a red bat emblem on his chest, featuring glowing red eyes set against a distressed red circular background.

Insult

what’s dudeese · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a black background. The first message, in a dark gray bubble, says, "If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence I'd die". The second message, in a blue bubble, replies, "Yeah but if I jumped from your ignorance to your reasoning I'd die of old age before I hit anything". Below the messages, an iMessage input field and various app icons are partially visible.

Kenny

Addyson · 3 years ago

WE LOVE KENNY (him dies A LOT)

A full body cartoon image of Kenny from South Park wearing his iconic orange parka. He is standing in a hallway and looking forward. The text on the post is: "WE LOVE KENNY (him dies A LOT)"

William Afton

Wade · 2 years ago

So accurate

The image shows two panels of a green animatronic character with a sinister grin. The first panel shows him surrounded by fire and saying "OH NO!". The second panel shows him in a more neutral setting saying "ANYWAY". The text above reads "William Afton after dying... again:".

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