30+ Best Dude Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Murder

A four-panel comic strip. Panel one: A small character sits next to a large, muscular character in a prison cell. Both characters wear orange jumpsuits. Panel two: The small character, labeled 'THAT ONE FURRY HATER,' says, 'I asked the president to make it legal to murder furries.' Panel three: The large character reacts in shock. Panel four: The large character, labeled 'PEOPLE WITH A MORAL COMPASS,' shouts 'DUDE, WTF?!'

Male

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan conversation with two photos attached. The first photo shows a very simple, mostly white bedroom with a bed, a ceiling fan, and a window. The second photo shows a bedroom with a wooden nightstand next to a bed, a green lamp, a bottle of beer, and a pizza box on the nightstand. The text above the photos reads: "Do males really live like this?" The subsequent messages are "yeah although I put a cool t-rex lamp next to my bed", "that's fucking sick dude" and "based t-rex chad"

Will

The image is a movie poster with the text "DUDE, Where's my will to live". It features two guys on the poster, with Ashton Kutcher in the foreground, looking puzzled. There is a beach in the background with girls.

Exclamation

Bookmark

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

Existence

The image shows a frog with a distorted, glowing outline and the text "existence is meaningless" above it and "my dudes" below it. Next to it there is a man looking at his phone smiling, with the text "lol it is" next to him.

Poop

The text on the image says: "The dude I pay to stop by once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets."

Shirt

A two-panel comic strip. The top panel shows two men talking. The man on the left, bald and wearing an orange shirt, looks shocked and asks the man on the right, wearing a white t-shirt, 'Dude, How are you STILL wearing that shirt?!' The bottom panel is a close-up of the white t-shirt. The shirt has '9/11?' printed at the top left. To the right are illustrations of the Twin Towers with blood running down them. To the left is an illustration of Garfield the cat drawn like an airplane flying towards the towers. Below Garfield, the text reads: 'Yeah! I'll take 911 orders of Lasagna!'

Tower

Random Post

Drunk

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Girl

A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.

Apartment

A stack of Monster energy drink cans are piled up like a tower on a table. To the right is a large Monster energy drink poster. The text on the image reads, "How dudes named Kyle decorate their apartment."

Unit

The image is a two panel meme. The top panel shows a screenshot from a game show, where a male contestant is looking at the camera, a lifeline bar chart appears on the screen above a question with four answers. The question reads: "Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done?" The four answers are: "A: Horsepower", "B: Donkeystrength", "C: Llamathrust", and "D: Zebraforce". The bottom panel shows a man in a suit slapping the roof of a car while speaking to another man. The caption below the car states, "This baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood".

Friend

Me always :

The meme shows a text conversation at the top, stating, "Friends: Dude, you need to accept that Disney fired you, and move on with your life." Below, the text continues with, "Jeffery Katzenberg, founding Dreamworks:". An image of a green, test tube-like cartoon character with an angry face and arms comes next. The cartoon character also says, "But do you know how productive anger can make you?"

Wednesday

W E D N E S D A Y

A small, round, light-colored frog sits on a white background. Above the frog, the text reads: "It is Wednesday," and below it, the text reads: "my dudes."

Math

I hate math dude

A screenshot shows a student's academic geometry grade. The quarter grade is a D with 73.87%, and it's in-progress.

Fade

Low taper fade

A black and white image of a man, presumably Ninja, with text that reads, "Settle down, what is wrong? This dude shop single. The streets Justin wants his fade checked."

Jokes

Epilepsy

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights.

Incest

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Wish

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.

God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.