Domestic Life Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Fridge door

Double it and give it to the next person

The image shows a smiling, blue cartoon airplane with a human-like face, resembling Jay Jay the Jet Plane, flying away from a massive explosion with smoke and fire billowing behind it. The text above the image reads: "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

Bong

A vintage-style illustration shows a woman in a green dress sitting in an armchair. She has a speech bubble above her head with the text "Alexa, load the bong." A cat is resting on the floor beneath the table.

Jokes

Dog

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

Wife

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Kid

Quiet kid: "I'm home!"

Parents: "What did you learn at school today?"

Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"

Domestic life jokes