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Birthday

what’s dudeese · 19 days ago
    • A black and white image showing a person's face, possibly a close-up of their eye and nose. Overlaid text reads: "Mfs born in December still waiting for their birthday." Below this, a comment section shows "1,130 comments" and a user asking, "how are they born in december if the pregnancy only takes 9 months". The user handle '@VORP_YT' is visible in the top right, and 'vorp_youtube' is visible near the comments.
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    • Christmas

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    • An animated character, a man with a serious expression, stands in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Large red text at the top reads "ATTENTION!!!". Below that, white text states, "This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24, Christmas Day - December 25, New Year's Eve - December 31, New Year's Day - January 1."
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    • Slang

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of a fake definition page for the skull emoji '💀' in slang. The title is 'Skull emoji in slang'. The definition states that the skull emoji in slang is a way to replace 'I'm a slutty Femboy' or 'Please fuck me with your big hard cock', commonly used by Femboys and very Lesbian women. It urges the reader to 'rid this world of "💀" users' and 'report any you find on the internet'. It then repeats '💀💀💀'. Below, it summarizes '💀 Skull emoji in slang meaning "please fuck me" or another scentence along the lines of "I'm a femboy"'. It is attributed 'by 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 December 31, 2022'. Below that are buttons indicating 2539 likes, 342 dislikes, and a flag option.
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    • Asteroid

    Anonymous · 1 year ago

    • Shitpost-master general

    A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.
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    • Snitch

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' style book. The text entry from Monday, December, reads, 'Today was fucking dreadful. Me and the boys were just watching porn on the school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful. You know how it goes, though. There's always some bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the fun.' Below the text is a cartoon drawing of a computer lab. Three boys are at computers. A girl, Patty, points at one boy (Greg) and shouts, 'GREG IS WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, MR JIZZLE!' Another boy, Greg's friend, yells, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' The text continues below the drawing: 'The next time I see Patty, I swear to god, that snitch is fucking dead.'
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    • Door

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"
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    • Forklift

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."
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    • Phone

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."
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    • New Year

    imgayforjimmy · 3 years ago

    • new years be like in my house

    The image is a split panel. On the left, the text "Others" is above a blurry image of a crowd celebrating with confetti. On the right, the text "Me" is above a picture of a baby illuminated by the light of a phone in their hands. The words "Same To You" appear multiple times over the baby. Above both images it says "31st December Night".
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