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Heroin Monkey

A still from a television program showing two muppets. Grover wears a blond wig and a brown jacket, while the other one is blue with a brown wig. The text says: "Grover mocks Mr. Johnson by dressing up as his dead wife."

Labradorian

The image shows a picture of a Kermit the Frog doll lying on a bed with a breathing mask on its face. The text above the picture reads, "Me after laughing at my own jokes." Below the image, the text says, "me before I even get the joke out."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a color block design, similar to a flag. The text reads 'HEY LOIS' on top and 'I'M A GENDER NOW' on the bottom. The flag's colors are brown, light peach, white, and a dark olive green.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

lol

A man with glasses and a monocle is smiling and giving a thumbs up. The image text says, "Giving fake money to homeless people."

MEME LORD

A yellow sponge in a box labeled "Yes Daddy", next to a single yellow sponge. The box states: "The Original", "New Look! Same Pleasure" and "Does anything you want a real trooper!"

Anonymous

Culture for some reason.

The image is a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a photo of Jim Carrey with pigtails and a surprised expression, labeled "1990s Comedy". The top right panel features a photo of a woman with a serious face, labeled "2020s Reality". The bottom two panels show a similar comparison with two people of color. The person on the left has a white wig and exaggerated facial expressions, while the person on the right has a more natural expression.

Heroin Monkey

rapboat whenever he talks

The image shows two characters from the cartoon series Family Guy. On the left, a very overweight Peter Griffin is being lifted by the forklift arms of a yellow forklift, and he is facing to the left of the image. On the right, Brian Griffin is driving the yellow forklift, and he is looking to the left. The background is a light blue and the setting appears to be outdoors. Above the two characters is an empty speech bubble.

Anonymous

A photo shows a man in a black coat crouching in front of a tombstone with the text '*The First ever Joke*' on it. There are other people in the background. The text below the tombstone says 'WHAT IT FELT LIKE VISITING THE FIRST EVER JOKE OF WJE'. The man is smiling and holding up a peace sign.

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a phone with a screenshot of a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy" showing four main characters: Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe. The phone is positioned against a night scene of a bridge, and the reflection on the water is visible. The text on the image reads "boat job boring ahh hell".

Ness Plays

Meme

A green blob with pixelated sunglasses is holding a gun. The text on the image says: "I NEED A REASON OR ELSE, TREASON"

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two sections. The top section shows a shelf labeled "anime" stocked with multiple copies of Shrek DVDs. The bottom section displays a drawing of Shrek with a distorted face, and text that reads "Domo Arigato (in a scottish accent)".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a movie poster with the text "DUDE, Where's my will to live". It features two guys on the poster, with Ashton Kutcher in the foreground, looking puzzled. There is a beach in the background with girls.

Ness Plays

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a store display with bundles of firewood labeled 'Firewood bundle $3.99' and bundles of the same firewood labeled 'Chuck Norris' toothpicks $3.99'.

Heroin Monkey

A YouTube video thumbnail featuring a man from The Lonely Island. The video title is "The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Video)". The video has 74 million views and was posted 10 years ago.

Ness Plays

YOOOO,PAUSE💀

The image shows a cartoon character, Sheen, with a wide, open-mouthed grin. Text is superimposed on the image. The text says "I'M DOING YOUR MOTHER BUT REPLACE THE ‘THER’ WITH ‘M’".

AG3.0

The image shows a very large, yellow Homer Simpson with a surprised expression on his face. In the background, another character from the Simpsons is also visible. Overlaid on the image are the words "HAHA, THE SIMPSONS PREDICTED GG MILLER!!! HAHA"

Galokin

The image shows two frames of a cartoon man standing next to a display stand with a velvet rope barrier. In the first frame, the man is smiling and gesturing towards the display stand with the caption "This is where I put my jokes". In the second frame, the man is frowning and looking frustrated with the caption "if I could think about new ones".

AG3.0

The image shows Cartman from South Park as a large, blob-like character with his iconic blue hat. The text overlay reads: "HAHA! SOUTH PARK PREDICTED YOUR MOM, HAHA!"

Wade

Scary Terry

A cartoon character, Scary Terry, is shown mimicking the salt bae gesture. The text overlay on the image reads: "When u say 'bitch' at the end of an insult for maximum effect".

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