Come memes
Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.
Me!
Really, SimSimi? Really?
when ice is coming to your school.
Jokes
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."