Chlamydia memes

Pokémon

3 months ago

A school bulletin board, yellow, adorned with cutout images of Pokémon characters like Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Charmander, and Bulbasaur, along with Poké Balls. Large, colorful letters in the center spell out "DON'T CATCH 'EM AT ALL". Surrounding this text are several informational sheets about sexually transmitted infections, with visible titles including "Gonorrhea", "Chlamydia", "Syphilis", and "Hepatitis C".

STD

8 months ago

A photo of a bulletin board featuring Pokemon characters surrounding the phrase "Don't catch 'em at all," with the names of various STDs listed below.

Test

1 year ago

The image shows a test result paper with a list of diseases and their status. All except COVID-19 are listed as positive. At the bottom is text saying "Test results came back great ^-^"

Jokes

James Bond

4 years ago

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.

Orphan

3 years ago

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

Health

4 years ago

Health commercials be like:

Serious side effects can cause:

Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!

Chlamydia jokes