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Body

1 year ago
A black and white image of a skeleton in a suit and hat, smoking and holding playing cards, with the text "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS POKER CHIPS INTO DIVORCE PAPERS" layered on top of the image.
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    • Car

    1 year ago
    A slightly high-angle shot captures a shelf containing assorted items. On the left, "SafeFit" and "Sesame Street" products are visible, including a glow-in-the-dark safety sign with Elmo, featuring the texts: "Drive Safely! Nothing Tickles Me More!!" Beside it, a blue "Baby's Photo Album" sits next to a promotional item labeled "especially for baby." The background fades into an indistinguishable array of colors and shapes.
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    • Wife

    21 days ago
    A meme with text at the top: "Me When my wife asks me where our daughters heart surgery money went (the evil blackjack dealer has it)". Below the text is a close-up photo of a brown dog looking directly at the camera with a wide-eyed, shocked, or guilty expression.
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    Machine

    5 years ago

    What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

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    • Shit

    6 years ago

    The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.

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    • Blackjack

    7 years ago

    Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.

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