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Cthulhu

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A two-panel meme featuring the Doge and Cheems characters. The top panel shows Doge wearing a captain's hat, saying, 'Oh boy I sure do love being a captain of this boat in the middle of Pacific.' The bottom panel features a green, tentacled Cheems character (a parody of Cthulhu) rising out of a stormy sea under a full moon, with the text 'Chtumlu'.

Official

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

The image features the famous oil painting 'Washington Crossing the Delaware' by Emanuel Leutze, showing George Washington standing heroically in a boat filled with soldiers navigating through ice. Above the painting, the text reads: 'Christmas night, 1776. George Washington crosses the Delaware River to kill government officials in their sleep bc they taxed his tea at 3%.'

Captain

Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A two-panel image. The top panel features a Doge wearing a captain's hat inside a wooden ship cabin with the text: "Oh boy I sure do love being a captain of this boat in the middle of Pacific." The bottom panel shows a green Cheems character with tentacles on its face and wings, standing in a dark, stormy sea under a full moon, with the text: "Chtumlu".

Optical Illusion

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A photograph split vertically down the middle. On the left side, there's a building wall, painted reddish-brown on the upper portion and textured grey concrete on the lower portion. On the right side, there's a calm blue sea with two boats, a sailboat and a motorboat, under a clear blue sky with some distant land visible on the horizon. The horizontal line dividing the two colors of the wall perfectly aligns with the horizon line separating the sea and the sky.

World Trade Center

JaBe mistr 😃 · 10 months ago

Foot

gyattohio · 1 year ago

A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

des get back on DND beyond

A cat dressed in a suit sits at a table, looking to the side and holding a newspaper and a teacup, with the text "I should buy a boat."

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A duck is floating on water. The text above it says: "I am better than you." The text below it says: "I can walk, I can fly, and my body is a boat also."

Helicopter

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Day

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.

Year

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Me when I see unattended 12 year olds...

A white sheep is standing in a boat, which is placed into a hole in a Minecraft game. The sheep is facing a block that is connected to a piston.

Job

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A hand holds a phone with a screenshot of a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy" showing four main characters: Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe. The phone is positioned against a night scene of a bridge, and the reflection on the water is visible. The text on the image reads "boat job boring ahh hell".

Slavery

help me please im being abused · 2 years ago

The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.

Underwear

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels. The first one shows an older man with a long white beard, presumably Noah, looking somewhat confused, with the text "Noah?" underneath. The second panel shows Noah with a glowing effect, as if illuminated from within, with the text "Get the boat." underneath. Above these two panels is the text: "A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear. I don't know if it was because she was still wearing them or because the rest of the family was there. Either way it made the rest of the funeral very awkward."

Challenge

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."

Noah

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

When you overslept and can't find Noah

The image shows a dinosaur standing on a paddle board in the water, with the text 'When you overslept and can't find Noah'.