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Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post showing a tweet that says, "mosquitoes nowadays be pullin down ya socks to bite you." The next tweet replies, "like how tf did this appear on my ankle." The third tweet replies, "wish they would pull down my pants and."

CallMeLyxi

Childhood fears

The image is split into two parts. The left side contains the text: "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:". On the right side, there's a picture of a white cat with black spots on its head being grabbed by a large, orange toy with red tentacles, resembling a monster.

Anonymous

shavespaceballs 1y
My cat yawned, so I stuck a finger in his mouth. He
sort of stared at my curiously as he shut his mouth,
but didn't bite down hard. A few minutes later, he's
sitting on my chest and I yawn. He proceeds to put
his whole paw in my mouth.
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Jazzy💕

W pit bull

Heroic pitbull swims 5 miles out to sea to
bite a child

Anonymous

Me :>

The image shows two panels. The first panel depicts a cartoon figure in a dinosaur costume with a hand reaching towards it, with the text 'Imma bite chu.' above. The second panel shows the same cartoon figure with the hand now seemingly biting it, and the text 'Nom.' above the figure.

Heroin Monkey

A blue solid deodorant stick with a bite taken out of it. The packaging is red and has some text on it. The text on the packaging says, "odor goes on clear. Bold scent. Cedarwood forms unfresh of confidence."

Heroin Monkey

Florida Man Bites His
Brother's Penis Off After He
Walks In On His Brother
Having Sex With His Cousin
His Favorite Dragon Ball Z
Banket
Meinedroid

the taste of mommy's milk

The image shows a white cat being held by a bright orange plush toy with a large eye. There is text on the left side of the image that says, "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:".

AG3.0

When i was watching south park, this what happens...

A still from South Park, with a character dressed as Freddy Fazbear holding a severed hand, and the text "THE BITE OF 87 REFERENCE". Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kyle Broflovski are standing in the foreground, looking worried.

Advice

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The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows three panels. The first panel has an apple with a bite taken out of it and stars coming out, the second panel has an apple with a bite taken out and the missing piece flying out of the apple and the third panel has an apple with a hole from which the word 'SAMSUNG' is radiating out.