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It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."

RapBoat

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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Anonymous

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

RapBoat

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

TaylorSwiftBoat

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

Toast ツ

The image shows a split-screen of two scenes. The top scene is from a video game, showing a young character with a slightly fearful expression in dialogue. The text box reads: "[Charisma 7] <Mock Surrender> Woah, no way I'm fighting with the mighty Red-Brick. [Offer Chems] You know what will help you box better? Psycho, would you like some? I'm just passing through." The text 'Mini Boomer' is visible at the top right. The bottom scene shows a character in a gas mask and helmet, holding a weapon.

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Heroin Monkey

A muscular, shirtless Shrek is holding a skateboard over his shoulder. The word "Shrekky" is written in a bold font below Shrek.

Thoughtless

V-day mascot! (OC)

A pink background with a red heart character that has an unhappy face and stick arms and legs. On the left side, it says "Better luck next year", and on the right, it says "Lets all be lonely together!". Above the heart, it reads "Happy V-Day".

Wade

Mine is better than all of yours

A cartoon image of Deadpool holding a bloody heart with the speech bubble, “MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU!” and below “HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY”

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon of Bob Ross holding a gun. The text says, "You'd better delete that or we'll have ourselves a happy little accident."

Nateツ

A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'

mal

A screenshot of a text message exchange with two people. The first person initiates with "oooo yayyyy" and "hey babe" followed by "Hey what baby?". The second person replies with "do you know what numbers better than 69?". The first person replies "What?" and the second responds with "88". The first person asks "Oooo. Whys that?" The second person responds with "cus you get ate twice". The first person says "Ooo thats good" and both follow with "ahahahahaha" and "Hahahahaha".

M3ME G0D

The image shows a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows a person with a mask with a smile, and the text says "Android is better!". The top right panel shows a person crying, and the text says "No iPhone is better!". The bottom two panels show a person with a beard, with the text "Nice phone" and then the same person saying "Thanks". The top two panels are labeled "People now" and the bottom two panels are labeled "People in 2003".

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Yeah

The image depicts a cartoon character from The Simpsons falling down a set of stairs. Each stair has a year on it, from 2012 to 2019. The character is labeled 'Me'. The text above the image says, "Me every year: 'next year will be better'" and "Next year:"

urfavvirgo

The top panel shows a cartoon character named Amy saying "You guys always act like you're better than me". The bottom panel shows three other cartoon characters named madi, me, and wade, sitting formally and appearing better than Amy.

Rylee ੈ♡˳

a heart to make ur day better :D

Two cats standing next to each other with their tails forming a heart shape.

原田

bro they got a better love story than me

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel shows two squirrels sitting at a small table and eating spaghetti. The second panel shows one of the squirrels lying on its back with the other squirrel on top of it, implying they are engaging in sexual activity. The text on the image says: "Damn, their little date went good."

Anonymous

Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".

Bozo

The image shows Buzz Lightyear in his spaceship cockpit. Above him is the text "It's better if I go now so I don't find traffic on the way." Below is a large group of other Buzz Lightyears in their cockpits on shelves. Below them is the text "The people who thought the same thing."

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