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Salt

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Towel

Let me slide into your dms....just dont ask about the towel

A gold-colored trombone is lying in its case, partially covered by a white towel. There is a music book in the foreground, and the background is a plain carpet.

Sonic

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

Text message

A person is holding a phone. The phone displays a text conversation with the messages "I need you to be aggressive with me", "I need a moment", "Like almost beat me up and then cuddle hug and love me", "Choke me", "So hot" and "Need you". Above the phone is the word "Bro.....".

Memes

When the FBI kicks down your door
while you beating your meat to the 500
terabytes of polygender midget furry
austismic monkey porn that you stole
+Kaylie D
My time has come

Valentine

Mine is better than all of yours

A cartoon image of Deadpool holding a bloody heart with the speech bubble, “MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU!” and below “HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY”

Animal

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

PC

The meme shows two images: The top one is a picture of Bill Gates in 1989 with the text: "It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years". The bottom image is of a comment from Jedi_Master_Yoda69 saying: "your anakin voice is turning me on, beat the meat i must."

Cop

A newspaper headline reads, "COPS BEAT CHINESE MAN AFTER ASKING FOR HIS NAME." Below it says, "I've lost all faith in our police," says Fuk Yu. There's also a picture of a Chinese man on the right.

Idol

YAYYYY

The image shows a list of quotes from different people arguing about whose idol is stronger, starting with "My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight", which leads to a discussion on if Godzilla or Jesus would win.

Virgin

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Game

The image shows a four-panel reaction image of Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala. The first panel shows Anakin smiling with text saying "I love beating children". In the second panel Padmé looks happy with the text "in a game right?". The third panel shows a more serious face from Anakin. The fourth panel shows Padmé with a worried look and the text "in a game... right?".

Level

For all u gamers

The image shows a baby with a determined expression and a fist pump, set against a blue and purple background. The text on the image reads "WHEN YOU BEAT THAT HARD LEVEL".

Furry

A text box with the title "Beat A Furry Day" and the text "Beat A Furry Day is a day on the 27th November in which you can beat any furry and they CAN NOT fight back" on a blurred background that appears to be from a video game.

Paper

The image shows two hands, one open in a 'paper' gesture and one clenched in a 'rock' gesture. The text above says "Paper" and the text below says "Beats Rock".

Meat

beat meat

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face looking directly at the viewer. Above Shrek is the text 'I like my women like I like my meat.....beaten.'

Test

When you beat the system

The image shows a text at the top saying: "Teacher: Write True or False". Below it is written "Frlse". Below these elements is a two-panel image. On the left is a man smiling and pointing at his head with the word "STUDENT" under him. On the right is a man looking surprised and skeptical with the word "TEACHER" under him.

Path

Hollow Knight Meme

An image of Hollow Knight character with a thumbs up gesture. The text says: "Wanna beat the Path of Pain and retain your sanity? Don't even try, mate."

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