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Mom

Bang-Bang

A hand holding a nail on a wooden board. A hammer is about to hit the nail. "Me" is written on the hammer. "Your mom" is written near the nail.

Script

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Goal

A man in a light-colored shirt is banging on a large drum in a stadium. The text on the image says "BANG BANG CAM ON INGERLAND BANG BANG SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS BANG BANG".

Jokes

Bomb

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

Gun

TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

Father: Guns cause all these problems!

Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

Song

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

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