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88 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago
A black and white image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a dark, textured suit, looking directly forward with a serious expression. Overlayed text in yellow reads "HOW TO BECOME A TOP 1% MAN", followed by a bulleted list of absurd advice in white, pink, and green. The list includes: "ONLY P*RN", "10L WATER", "WORKOUT (NO BREAKS) - 3X ARM DAY - 2X LEG DAY - 4X BUTTHOLE DAY", "READ BOOKS", "READ BOOKS AGAIN", "ASSEMBLE UNCLES", "300X DAIRY INTAKE", "12 HOURS GRINDING", "ABSORB DETROIT". A small username "@entopranure" is visible at the top.
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    • Freedom

    15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."
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    • Avenger

    11 views · DAP ME UP · 11 months ago
    The Avengers team stands together, ready for action. But instead of their usual faces, each member sports the smug grin of the "Dap me up" emoji. The text overlay reads: "Dapvengers assemble."
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    • Answer

    49 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

    Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.

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