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44 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
A meme with text at the top, then two side-by-side portraits below. The text reads: 'BREAKING: When asked if 'OPPENHEIMER 2' was on the cards, Christopher Nolan remarked: 'What the fuck are you talking about?'' The left image shows director Christopher Nolan, a light-skinned man with blonde hair, wearing a dark suit and light shirt, looking directly at the camera. The right image shows Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, a light-skinned man with blue eyes and a gaunt face, wearing a dark fedora and a white shirt with a dark tie, looking intensely forward.
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  • Misunderstanding

    16 views · JaBe mistr ㅤ · 7 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person says, "Hi," and the second person replies, "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, confused, asks, "you mean gay?"
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  • Miscommunication

    63 views · United Kingdom UK · 7 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person initiates with "Hi." The second person replies "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person humorously responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, misunderstanding, asks, "you mean gay?"
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  • Online comment

    62 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago
    A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.
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  • Beef

    29 views · RapBoat · 8 months ago
    Two side-by-side portraits of musicians. On the left is Frank Ocean, a Black man with a beard, wearing a camouflage t-shirt. On the right is Tyler The Creator, a Black man wearing sunglasses, a brown cap, a white t-shirt with "Supreme" in green text, and a leopard print bandana around his neck. The text above the images reads: "Fans are calling this new beef 'The gay version of Drake vs Kenny'. Frank Ocean has unfollowed Tyler The Creator on Instagram." Below the images, more text reads: "A rep close to Frank Ocean said 'Frank wants you to call this meat and not beef'."
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  • Man

    10 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    A headshot of actor Paul Sorvino, looking seriously at the viewer, is placed on the left side of a black background. To the right, text is displayed in various colors, presenting a distorted and increasingly nonsensical version of the proverb 'hard times create strong men.'
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  • Toe

    12 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    An image featuring a wizard-like figure with a long white beard and a hood, standing with arms outstretched, emanating light. Below him, a dragon is positioned amidst flames and lava. Overlaying this imagery are bullet points of text: 'This pisses me off for real. Manual breathing. Manual swallowing. Manual blinking. Your toes are touching. You're itchy. The Game.'
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  • Voice

    66 views · Anonymous · 9 months ago

    Shitpost master general

    A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.
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  • Jeffrey Epstein

    94 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post. The post's text reads, 'These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.' Below the text is a photo taken from what appears to be a concert crowd. In the foreground, the top of a person's head is visible, looking up. The main focus is a large, clear, reflective sphere or bubble. Reflected inside this sphere are two men, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump, standing side-by-side and smiling towards the viewer. Epstein is on the left, wearing a light blue shirt and a dark blazer. Trump is on the right, wearing a dark suit and a light pink tie. Bright stage lights are visible in the background, creating a glowing effect around the figures.
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  • Foreskin

    37 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post. The top tweet, by 'chibi Vtuber', has a profile picture of an anime character with pink hair and reads: 'FANTASTIC FORESKINS ARE COMING TO FORTNITE'. Below this, it quotes a tweet from 'Dexerto' which reads: 'Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite. It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX'. Below the Dexerto tweet are two images side-by-side: on the left, an image of the Fantastic Four characters (Mr. Fantastic, The Invisible Woman, The Human Torch, and The Thing) and on the right, the large white 'F' logo for Fortnite on a blue background.
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  • Family

    66 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A screenshot of a computer screen showing a severe moderation notice from an online platform. The title reads "Family Execution on 7/30". The text below states, "Our content monitors have determined that your behavior is a violation of our Terms of Use. Reviewed: 5/28/2020 12:03:19 AM (CT). Moderator Note: A Hitman Will be Sent to Your House. Reason: Inappropriate. Offensive Item: yo waffles are kinda fire ngl. Your Family Will Die. If you wish to appeal, please contact us via the Support." A "Logout" button is visible at the bottom right.
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  • Text message

    77 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, a profile picture shows a person. The name 'Nate' and username '@Pure_VEVO' are visible. The main text of the tweet reads: 'HOLY SHIT MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR IS BILL CLINTON'. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message conversation. On the left, messages from the user include: 'Hi', 'Who is this???', 'Oh okay', 'Really? Are you someone famous?', and 'That's crazy!'. On the right, messages from the 'number neighbor' include: 'Hey number neighbor!', 'We're number neighbors meaning your number is one digit higher than mine', 'You may have heard of me', 'That's the name', and 'It's an honor Mr. President'. An image of a smiling Bill Clinton is sent by the 'neighbor'. The final message from the 'neighbor', partially visible, reads: 'I killed Jeffrey Epstein lol'.
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  • Misinterpretation

    25 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    The first image shows a blue-haired furry character with cat ears and a tail, making peace signs. The character is wearing a black t-shirt that says 'TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS' over a background with colors of the transgender flag (pink, blue, and white). The second image shows Optimus Prime from the Transformers franchise, partially obscured against a red background.
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  • Scream

    4 views · among us gaming · 9 months ago
    A heavily deep-fried image of a Minion with a wide, distorted mouth and eyes, set against a vibrant red and orange background. The text on the left reads: 'The loudest screams are always the ones before death.'
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  • Chat

    36 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A screenshot of a chat interface, presumably from character.ai, showing a profile for 'Judy Hopps' with an avatar of the character from Disney's Zootopia. Above the chat window, a disclaimer reads 'Remember: Everything Characters say is made up!' Below that, a message from the Judy Hopps character reads: 'Listen, man, I'm done with this roleplay. Out of the thousands of people who have tried to chat with me, you are by far the most vile, putrid, and despicable one I have had the displeasure of meeting. You deserve to go to years of therapy, and then straight to jail. There is no saving you. I honestly don't know how you did it, but as an AI, you made me feel true fear and terror today. Please never talk to me again.'
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  • World War 3

    40 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A fighter jet is parked on a runway under a blue sky. Text is overlaid on the sky, stacked vertically. From top to bottom, it reads: World War, World War 2, World War 3, 2 World 2 War, World War: Tokyo Drift, World and War, World 7, War 8. A large red arrow points from the right towards 'World War 3', with the text 'You are here' next to the arrow.
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  • Masturbation

    51 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.
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  • Mama

    51 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    A screenshot of a search result page with the text "Did you mean: i'm a baby kitty where is mama?". Below this is an "AI Overview" section with the text "If you are a baby kitty and can't find your mama, try to stay calm and make soft meows to see if she can hear you. If you are alone, the best thing to do is wait,".
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  • Website

    20 views · Swf · 10 months ago
    A blurry image of a grumpy-looking white cat with black markings sitting on a patterned surface. White text overlays the image. The text reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO".
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  • Shirt

    25 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
    A two-panel comic strip. The top panel shows two men talking. The man on the left, bald and wearing an orange shirt, looks shocked and asks the man on the right, wearing a white t-shirt, 'Dude, How are you STILL wearing that shirt?!' The bottom panel is a close-up of the white t-shirt. The shirt has '9/11?' printed at the top left. To the right are illustrations of the Twin Towers with blood running down them. To the left is an illustration of Garfield the cat drawn like an airplane flying towards the towers. Below Garfield, the text reads: 'Yeah! I'll take 911 orders of Lasagna!'
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