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French

Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!

A drawing of a person with exaggerated features, a large nose and lips, wearing a red beret and a striped shirt. They are looking up at a regal figure with a beard and a golden crown or headdress. A thought bubble above the first person says 'My ancestor :)'.

Jokes

Murder

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Grandpa

Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."

Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."

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  • Orphan

    Girl: "Come over."

    Orphan: "I can't."

    Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

    Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."