200+ Best ANS Memes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Father

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Time

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a text message saying "for the last time you are not an orangutan fisherman!! me asf:" above a picture of an orangutan wearing a straw hat.

Guy

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of Godzilla with the text overlay: "This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70-years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams."

Argument

1 view · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A person is lying on the floor, looking distressed. The text says, "me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011".

Hell

47 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A man's face, wet and contorted in anguish, as if crying or screaming in despair. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "Hitler in hell after being sentenced to an eternity of goonmaxxing to Turkish futa hentai without busting."

Sibling

81 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Shower

12 views · MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES · 1 year ago

iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole

The image displays a quote in a text box that reads: "An ass-hole might get cleaned, but it never changes, even if it's washed with golden shower."

Tower

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

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Neck

2 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

what is with his neck

A green pokemon card with 'SHREK' written at the top and '200 HP' at the top right. The image depicts a drawing of Shrek with a long, eel-like neck. Text on the card reads 'check urself before u shrek urself', 'ALL STAR', 'COME ON, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET UR MEMES ON WOOOHOOO 200 DAMMMAGE' and 'GEEEET SHREEEEEKEDO' and 'SHREEEK IS LUVV SHREEEK IS LUFE'

Post

8 views · Inessa :) · 3 years ago

Me: crying for an hour thinking jasmins gone. Jasmin: *decides to stay* Me when i see the post

An orange cartoon mouse, Jerry from Tom and Jerry, is crying with tears of joy. The text above him says "crying from happiness."

Eye test

19 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP

The image shows a meme that is an eye test. In the center, there is a blue apple. The text says: "EYE TEST. If You See This Apple As: Green - You're Normal. Red - Your obsessed with gingers. Blue - GET HELP! You have an unhealthy obsession with Taylor Swift."

Princess

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

💖💖💖💖💖

The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."

Kid

4 views · PurplePanda · 3 years ago

Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-

A dark image with a stylized pink mask in the center. The mask has two crossed 'X's for eyes and a jagged mouth.

Opinion

5 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Based Joker

Movie

1 view · Anonymous · 3 years ago

hahahahha obama

A picture of Obama with a confused expression and his hands slightly raised. The text on the image says "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in".

Account

55 views · Emo Ness🖤🖤🖤 · 3 years ago

lol anons are idiots

A series of comments made by someone named Emo Ness. Emo Ness asks why they are being called fake, states that having an account does not make someone real and states that they had the account for a long time.

Steak

3 views · Chexers · 2 years ago

W BOBBYYYYYYYY

A cartoon image shows Bobby sitting at a table with a huge steak in front of him. He is cutting the steak with a knife and about to take a bite. The text on the image says: "Never forget the time Bobby got his heart broken by a vegetarian; and then - while looking her in the eye - demolished a 72 ounce steak in front of her. This act of spite was truly an inspiration."

Playlist

1 view · AnimeGuy · 3 years ago

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A character with blue hair and an angry face, flying over a city. The text above the image says: "ME ON MY WAY TO DELETE AN OLD CRINGE PLAYLIST I JUST REMEMBERED".

Writer

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A bearded man is writing in a notebook. Above him is text that says, "SCP writers writing an entry about a parking meter that causes the balls of everyone in a 200 meter radius to explode."

Walmart

2 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image features a photograph of rapper Eminem making a goofy, scary face. He is wearing a red baseball cap and a dark blue tracksuit, with his hands raised in a claw-like gesture. The text overlay at the top reads: "Me scaring the shit out of an unsupervised baby at Walmart."