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Man

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.
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    • Wheel

    Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

    A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.
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    • Jokes

    Suicide

    Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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    • Suicide

    So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

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    • Abortion clinic

    (sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

    What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

    The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

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    • Advance jokes