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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.
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  • shaylie lol
    1 year ago
    Two people in a supermarket aisle. One is looking at an item on the left shelf, while the other is reaching for something on the right. The text above them reads: "Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the stuff I actually need."
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  • shaylie lol
    1 year ago
    A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".
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  • Alastor Wade.
    1 year ago

    Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

    The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."
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  • Wade XL
    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels. The first one is titled "Original" and shows a cartoon of SpongeBob and Patrick from the cover of a Nickelodeon book called "The Great Ice Cream Caper". The second panel, titled "X-ray", shows a simple cartoon of SpongeBob with a red tie but with his internal organs exposed. The last panel shows the same image but with more details in his internal organs. The text "How do we know it's not actually..." is written at the top of the last two panels.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A painting of Romeo and Juliet on a balcony, with text on the right side. The text reads: 'Romeo & Juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13yr old and a 17yr old that caused 6 deaths. Sincerely, Everyone Who Actually Read It.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a 2-part meme. The top part is a screenshot of an article from The Guardian with the title "Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?" and a picture of soldiers. The bottom part shows three wolves with a smiling expression. The wolf on the left is labeled "Actual lawyers", the middle wolf is labeled "The Guardian" and the right wolf is labeled "People with an IQ above room temperature".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows four panels. The first panel shows an ape looking up with the text, "Evolution, can u give me brains to understand world?". The second panel shows a drawing of the evolution of various animals and the text "To understand world?". The third panel shows the same ape looking excited with the text "yeeeeeeeees". The fourth panel shows a silhouetted figure sitting with their head in their hands with the text "actually develops crippling depression like a fcking loser". The final panel shows the same silhouetted figure standing with a noose around its neck with the text "suicide time.".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a tweet with a caption above three photos. The tweet says: "I was today years old when I realized that the caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes..." The three photos show a bottle of equate brand medicine, the inside of its cap, and the bottle with pills in the cap. Below the tweet a user says: "I used this method with adderall and im currently cutting my grass with scissors."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago

    This is real, sorta

    A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.
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  • unknown duder
    1 year ago

    ERM ACTUALLY

    An image of a yellow emoji face with buck teeth and freckles wearing thick black-rimmed glasses. The text "ERM..." is above the emoji and the text "ACTUALLY" is below the emoji.
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  • The Unknown King of Moderation
    1 year ago
    The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.
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  • Wade
    2 years ago
    A still from a movie with two characters, a man and a woman looking surprised. The text reads: "When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good."
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  • Wade
    2 years ago
    A large, fiery image of the sun with the text "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."
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  • urfavvirgo
    2 years ago
    The image shows two drawings of a wojak-style character. The first is at the top and has text that says 'what we thought amy looked like'. The character has a serious expression. The second drawing is underneath and has text that says 'what she actually looks like'. The character is smiling widely.
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  • Chexers
    2 years ago

    still am rn

    A cartoon woman with brown hair and a blue top covering her mouth, looking disgusted. The text says: "When you read an old conversation and realize how weird you actually are."
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  • M3ME G0D
    2 years ago
    A woman is looking up with a confused expression. Text above her reads "My brain trying to figure out if it's an actual memory, a movie I saw, or a dream I had."
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  • Wade
    2 years ago

    Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

    A picture of the sun with text that says: "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."
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