5+ Best Above Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Post

A Minecraft villager with a big head says 'MMM YES' and 'NICE POST ABOVE ME'.

War Crime

The image shows a 2-part meme. The top part is a screenshot of an article from The Guardian with the title "Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?" and a picture of soldiers. The bottom part shows three wolves with a smiling expression. The wolf on the left is labeled "Actual lawyers", the middle wolf is labeled "The Guardian" and the right wolf is labeled "People with an IQ above room temperature".

Party

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel features an illustration of Mario in a cheerful pose with the text "Invite friends over for 'party'." The bottom panel shows a scene from a Mario game with characters positioned precariously above two large, green, man-eating plants, with the text "Make them fight for their lives above man-eating plant."

Skull

… none of the above..

Two skull-shaped bathroom fixtures are shown side-by-side. On the left is a white toilet shaped like a skull, with the text "Spooky dookie?". On the right is a white urinal also shaped like a skull, with the text "Or... Creepy peepee".

Dead

A three-panel image from the movie Harry Potter. In each panel, Albus Dumbledore stands in a white space. The first panel reads, "Do not pity the dead Harry,". The second panel reads, "Pity the living.". The third panel reads, "And above all else, pity those that look at the top right corner."

Sand

The image shows a picture of Barack Obama with the caption "Let me be clear". Above the picture of Obama is the text "Sand when it gets above 3,090 degrees:".

Game

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Feminist

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

Jokes

Cotton field

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

Mood

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Mistake

Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.