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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of the FL Studio interface with the text "Bro what did I do wrong?" An error message pops up from FL Studio 2024 saying, "This beat is ass. Session terminated," with options to Abort, Retry, or Ignore.

Why should you care

An image of a cephalopod clinging to a pipe, with the text "Cephalopods Daily. This might be the most confident I've seen anyone." below.

TaylorSwiftBoat

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

Cosmo the Intern

Even Barbie hates the flat back.

A news headline shows that the "Nation's Gays" prefer Mustang convertibles over the new Jaguar. The image includes a man leaning against a black Mustang and an inset image of a pink car with a very flat back.

Cosmo the Intern

POLITICS NOV 19, 2024 74 Views: 26,510
Republican Congressmen Worried
Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies
Awkward
WASHINTON, D.C. - Multiple Republican senators and representatives
expressed worry that adding trans members to Congress would make
their monthly coke...

Cosmo the Intern

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

Cosmo the Intern

A wooden box propped up by a stick, with a pile of tacos underneath. A news article about Donald Trump's supposed plan to round up immigrants is overlaid on top of the image.

Adolf Nigler

Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.

A news article with the headline: 4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term. Below the headline is the text: POLITICS - Nov 7, 2024 - BabylonBee.com. Underneath is an image of several politicians standing at a podium with the US flag behind them. The woman at the podium is speaking.

Heroin Monkey

An Amish man wearing a straw hat and blue shirt is falling through a hole in the floor, with flames rising around him. He appears surprised and is raising his hands. The floor is surrounded by several voting machines. The text on the image reads: "U.S. NOV 5, 2024. Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine."

DAP ME UP

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

TaylorSwiftBoat

Finally a RAPPER at #1

A screenshot of the top OnlyFans earners in 2024. Bhad Bhabie is at the number one spot with monthly earnings of $1,489,374. Jameliz Benitez Smith is ranked second, followed by Belle Delphine, Amber Rose, Liliana Jasmine, and Megan Barton-Hanson.

Adolf Nigler

A line graph compares the search interest over time for Google Classroom and ChatGPT. ChatGPT (red line) has higher interest than Google Classroom (blue line).

rapboat

The image is a screenshot of a Urban Dictionary entry for Kendrick Lamar, defining him as someone who recently won the beef with Drake. Below, a dialogue shows two friends. The first friend quotes a line from the song, seemingly unable to name an actual song, resulting in the second friend calling the first one a "fake fan".

DaRey1Cray

A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a cartoon representing different national teams as balls with their respective flags, each in their group for the EURO 2024. Each "countryball" expresses a different sentiment or makes a joke related to their football reputation or chances in the tournament. The text across the image shows dialog and commentary for each country.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a post on a social media platform. The post compares being a Taylor Swift fan in 2024 to being Jewish in 1938. The post features a picture of Taylor Swift, looking somber, with the caption. Beneath the post, there is a disclaimer from readers pointing out that, unlike Jewish people in 1938, Taylor Swift fans do not face imprisonment or execution.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet from HITMAN stating that if Agent 47 were involved in something, it wouldn't be obvious. The image includes a follow-up tweet from Wall Street Silver showing Agent 47's face and congratulating him for being the Boeing Employee of the year 2024.

DaRey1Cray

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

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Heroin Monkey

no fucking goddamn way

Heroin Monkey

HOWWW

The image shows the text "Heroin Monkey", followed by "illegal meme dealer", "#fuckcosmo", "#wadeformodagain", "MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE MONKE", and "im an 8 year old boy" displayed against a dark green background. There are also a lot of randomly arranged symbols and characters, such as "@" and "%" surrounding the central text.

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