18 Memes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Salad

A meme featuring a waitress in an Olive Garden restaurant, who asks: "Would you like to start out with our unlimited salad and breadsticks this evening?" Ben Shapiro appears to the right with the text: "that is literally impossible."

Uncle

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

Character

The image shows three different pictures aligned vertically: Keanu Reeves as John Wick with a ':)' expression next to it, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury with a '.)' expression, and Dora the Explorer with a ')' expression. There is a small circle with the text "SAMORAY +10" in between the first two images.

Number

A screenshot of a forum where the first user argues that arrays should start at one and that there can never be 0 of anything. The second user replies with the question: "Number of women you've slept with"

People

I found the most UGLY people (the circled ones)

A large group of cartoon objects and characters are displayed against a green background. Many are circled in black. Some of the objects and characters are a yellow sponge, an eight ball, a water drop, a pencil, and an ice cube.

Dollar

The image is a screenshot of a chat. It shows a person, presumably Travis Scott, with a McDonald's flag in the background saying he needs 2000 dollars to get back to America and asks to send it through paypal. The next message questions his identity to which he responds with "Fin fin fin fin fin".

Firefighter

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

Dog

An image of a brown and white dog attached to the ceiling. The text on the image reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Animal

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

N word

A screenshot showing a Twitter conversation and subsequent comments. A tweet, presumably from Mac Miller, says 'I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I can't keep it a secret anymore. I wrote all the hooks and bridges.' ScHoolboy Q replies '@MacMiller so your admitting u use da N WORD???'. Below this, comments discuss Mac Miller's lyrics and use of racial slurs, including the phrase 'I'm clearly a Wigger' and 'Nigga'.

Toenail

The image shows three panels of a drawing. The first panel shows a hand dipping a toothpick into a container. The second panel shows a hand using the toothpick to clean under a toe nail. The third panel shows a foot with blurred motion, suggesting the person flung their foot away.

Call

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Netflix

Dog

A chihuahua is dressed in a pink dress and black wig. The dog is holding a tablet that shows the time 18:00 and a background with strawberries.

Jokes

Misunderstanding

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

Incest

While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

Roman Catholic

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.