Medical Student jokes

A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.

For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.