Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins Jokes

Wind

What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?

*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*

Rock Bottom

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Restaurant

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

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