Martin jokes
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
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NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more
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