Martin jokes

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colors...

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!