Martial artist

Martial Artist Jokes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Fence

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

Dick

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.