Martial artist jokes

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

What do you call a pig who does karate?

Pork chop!

John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris is...

What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.