Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
What do u call a pig who does Karate? Pork Chop!
Chuck norris is...
what? You don't need to know what he is. he's just, chuck
chuck norris doesn't breathe. he holds air hostage
