Male Genitalia jokes

Ur dick.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

The priest is in jail now.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏