Magic dog jokes

What has a magic car? A magic dog.

What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...

It was impossible to put down.

billie: hi.

me: You wanna hear a story?

billie: Yes, sure.

me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"