Magic dog jokes
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
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What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
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I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
billie: hi.
me: You wanna hear a story?
billie: Yes, sure.
me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"