Magic dog jokes

What has a magic car? A magic dog.

What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.

I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...

It was impossible to put down.