Luxury car jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."

The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."

The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.