Luther jokes

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colors...

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

You know, for his sake.

What color was the plane after it hit the tower?

It was all black inside (Martin Luther King Junior).

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.

What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?