If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
