Lumber jokes

What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.

What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.

What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?

Home Depot.

Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Women, go chop some lumber!

White people, get back into the cotton fields!

If trees could kill you, they wood.