Luggage jokes

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

A photon is checking into a hotel.

The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"

The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.