Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
A Photon Is Checking Into a Hotel The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
