Louis Armstrong jokes

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".