Louis Armstrong jokes

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?