LOTR jokes

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!