LOTR jokes

Lorax

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Ginger

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

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    Smurf

    A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

    Harry made it out of the chamber.

    Alligator

    [god creating alligators]

    God: See that log?

    Angel: Yes...?

    God: Now fill it with teeth.

    Angel: Say again?

    God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

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