Lostin Flowers jokes

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

Brother:......