Lostin Flowers jokes

Cop car

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

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  • Marijuana

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

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  • Depression

    A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"

    Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"

    Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."

    Brother:......

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