Looser jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?