What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
If You're In A Roast Battle With A Homophobe And They Are Talking Mad Shit Just Say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.