Looser jokes

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.

Lessi

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

Lean.

Loser.