Looser jokes

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"