London Marathon jokes

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.