Liturgy jokes
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.