Liturgy jokes

"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.

The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.