Lipoma jokes
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.