Lip Synch jokes
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Community talk
lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more