Lip-gloss jokes

Glue stick

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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

Wife

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My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

Cheat

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How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

Mess

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Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

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