Lip-gloss jokes

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.