Lionel Messi jokes

Butler

    • I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

    I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

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    • Pessi

    • MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨

    Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"

    Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne

    Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket

    ⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens

    Son

    • My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

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    • Penalty

    • MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢

    NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝

    MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔

    LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿

    POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅

    "GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬

    "I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁

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