Lime jokes
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
