Lilac jokes

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.