Lil John jokes
Who's Lil John?
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.