Lightweight jokes
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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