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Zoo

9 months ago
A still from The Hobbit shows a dwarf with a helmet saying, "I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
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    Grandfather

    7 years ago

    My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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    • Ban

    4 years ago

    My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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    • Mama

    2 years ago

    Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

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