Leonard jokes
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
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JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!