Leonard

Leonard jokes

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Fate

You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

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Dad

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Stoner

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!