Leonard

Leonard jokes

Dad

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Memes

Fate

You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He shall decide your fate…

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Stoner

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!