Leonard

Leonard jokes

Stoner

  • Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

    Dad

  • What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

    Stephen Hawking

  • The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • JFK

  • JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

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